dusty can sell any thing, he really is the man
He made me buy this tasty beverage in a decretive can.
the dreams forehead is like a road map to heaven
I followed it right to 7/11
now I’m having a 20 case battle royal with this yellow goo
bet you cant do that with your mountain dew
santo (check) blue demon (check)
wrestling (check)
the universal monsters (check)
crazy ass Cyclops (check) midget with huge head (CHECK)
cool mask turtle neck and slacks combos (check)
best flick of all time = SANTO & BLUE DEMON VS LOS MONSTRUOS (The Monsters)
Ok, so I’m no expert, well, I’m sort of an expert. At least as close to one you’re gonna get around here. But wasn’t the lack of silly cartoon characters the number one thing that set NWA/WCW apart over the years? How the hell did this board meeting go? Who made this decision? “Our pay-per-view ratings are in the gutter. What should we do? I know! Kids dig Robocop.” The worst part of this whole debacle is that two of the greatest commentators of all time are calling this ridiculous spectacle without even a hint of a smile. Bad times indeed.